Speechwriters LLC - Street Team

Frequently Asked Questions (Street Team)

1. what is all this?
2. who's in charge?
3. what all does this entail?
4. what's in it for me?
5. do i have to join some club?

1. what is all this?

once upon a time, nobody knew who we were. this was kind of cool for a while, as it kept us from getting mobbed at the supermarket and afforded us a lot of leeway to make what we like to think of as "every mistake in the book, twice." but somewhere along the way, we managed to pick up a handful of fans who actually cared about what we were doing. many of them actually yelled at us for being such awful self-promoters and started asking what they could do to help us take over the world in a timely manner. so we followed the lead of just about every other band on the planet and decided to make a special area of the site that both facilitates and rewards the spreading of our music by fans.

2. who's in charge?

team llc is the bouncing baby brainchild of our all-around everything man, jasper campshure. jasper is probably the single coolest person any of you will ever know; a lot of bands say this about their overworked staffers, hoping that a few words of hollow praise will keep them happy enough to keep putting in 18 hour days, but in this case it's actually true. jasper is a warrior and a poet, roundly without peer on this mortal plane. contact him directly if you have any questions that aren't answered here.

3. what all does this entail?

street teamer, rep, volunteer, band aid - these are all fancy terms that translate to "unpaid worker," and we are fully aware that by merely reading this FAQ you are already doing us a greater favor than we as a band have ever done for anyone, ever. but the good news is that there are loads of ways to help out, very few of which require any actual effort on your part. click here to find out more.

4. what's in it for me?

we, the band, will love you forever. more importantly, you'll be able to download new videos and mp3s long before they're available on the main site. plus hundreds of thousands of other benefits so unbearably great that we haven't even worked up the courage to think of them yet.

5. do i have to join some club?

no! the sign-up sheet is only there so we know who's going to be seriously interested in actually handing out promotional materials once our next tour starts up. everyone who wants to is obviously more than welcome to help us out as much as they'd like, but you can't get your password for access to the free stuff unless you register.



Frequently Asked Questions (Street Team)
1. what is all this? 2. who's in charge? 3. what all does this entail? 4. what's in it for me? 5. do i have to join some club?	1. what is all this? once upon a time, nobody knew who we were. this was kind of cool for a while, as it kept us from getting mobbed at the supermarket and afforded us a lot of leeway to make what we like to think of as "every mistake in the book, twice." but somewhere along the way, we managed to pick up a handful of fans who actually cared about what we were doing. many of them actually yelled at us for being such awful self-promoters and started asking what they could do to help us take over the world in a timely manner. so we followed the lead of just about every other band on the planet and decided to make a special area of the site that both facilitates and rewards the spreading of our music by fans.

	2. who's in charge? team llc is the bouncing baby brainchild of our all-around everything man, jasper campshure. jasper is probably the single coolest person any of you will ever know; a lot of bands say this about their overworked staffers, hoping that a few words of hollow praise will keep them happy enough to keep putting in 18 hour days, but in this case it's actually true. jasper is a warrior and a poet, roundly without peer on this mortal plane. contact him directly if you have any questions that aren't answered here.

	3. what all does this entail? street teamer, rep, volunteer, band aid - these are all fancy terms that translate to "unpaid worker," and we are fully aware that by merely reading this FAQ you are already doing us a greater favor than we as a band have ever done for anyone, ever. but the good news is that there are loads of ways to help out, very few of which require any actual effort on your part. click here to find out more.

	4. what's in it for me? we, the band, will love you forever. more importantly, you'll be able to download new videos and mp3s long before they're available on the main site. plus hundreds of thousands of other benefits so unbearably great that we haven't even worked up the courage to think of them yet.

	5. do i have to join some club? no! the sign-up sheet is only there so we know who's going to be seriously interested in actually handing out promotional materials once our next tour starts up. everyone who wants to is obviously more than welcome to help us out as much as they'd like, but you can't get your password for access to the free stuff unless you register.